As the season of store-bought love approaches, allow me to share the best licensed valentines ever printed: The Transformers Valentines.
I expected the cheesy lines like a helicopter guy saying "Let's fly high this Valentine's Day" but I was thrilled at these gems:
Romance Formula: [MYPERSONALPHILOSOPHY], Valentine!
Keep believing that.
This one is nice for stalkers.
BY KILLING YOU, AND THEN MYSELF.
